the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
