talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
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Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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