come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
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