They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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