I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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