i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
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You need Xanax blowdarts
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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