I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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