just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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