Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
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You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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