we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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