Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
