Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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