I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
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funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
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Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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