how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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