Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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