Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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