That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
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