Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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