He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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