i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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