The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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