He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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