PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
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Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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