we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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