So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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