I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Randomize
