Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Randomize
