I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Randomize
