new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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