do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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