We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
