She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
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I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
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If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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