Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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