Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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