hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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