North Korea, Best Korea!
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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