dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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