Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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