why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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