VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
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I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
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At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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