Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
worst night to have a conscience
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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