I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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