one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
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