dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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