I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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