I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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