I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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