I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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