id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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