my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
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you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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