I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
no you cant smoke seaweed
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
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i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
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I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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