No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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