sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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