you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
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I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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