Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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